'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
All year long, like Bob Cratchet, we’d toiled all night and all day
So buggered off early, partied (and got carried away)
Twas a week long affair that got increasingly jolly
Avant Garde Towers shone bright filled with peeps, drinks, and holly
The days were festive and packed with much cheer
Our cellar reserves raided as we clinked flagons of beer
Rouge started off traditional with eggnogs and mulled wine
Then switched to hard liquor, the drunk scale he did climb
For dear Ne’er-do-well (bless him) early on the drink held sway
The ladies did love him, with their hearts he did play
We lost Dandy at some point but found him a-comatose on the floor
His brandy glass empty, but still held upright for more
And now it is late, our eyes they do tire
We each find a spot to curl up by the Yule log fire
Warm and content, in the glow of the embers and dying light
We wish you a Merry Christmas and to all a good night
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
All year long, like Bob Cratchet, we’d toiled all night and all day
So buggered off early, partied (and got carried away)
Twas a week long affair that got increasingly jolly
Avant Garde Towers shone bright filled with peeps, drinks, and holly
The days were festive and packed with much cheer
Our cellar reserves raided as we clinked flagons of beer
Rouge started off traditional with eggnogs and mulled wine
Then switched to hard liquor, the drunk scale he did climb
For dear Ne’er-do-well (bless him) early on the drink held sway
The ladies did love him, with their hearts he did play
We lost Dandy at some point but found him a-comatose on the floor
His brandy glass empty, but still held upright for more
And now it is late, our eyes they do tire
We each find a spot to curl up by the Yule log fire
Warm and content, in the glow of the embers and dying light
We wish you a Merry Christmas and to all a good night
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